100 Things Schapelle Corby Has Missed Out On!

So Schapelle Corby has recently been released from the Bali jail cell she has spent the last nine years in on a drug trafficking charge. A lot changes in nine years so here is a list of things Schapelle has missed!

  1. Salad Fingers
  2. "I Took An Arrow To The Knee" 
  3. LMFAO- I'm Sexy And I Know It
  4. 50 Shades Of Gray
  5. Instagram
  6. Iphone
  7. Keeping Up With The Kardashians
  8. What Does The Fox Say?
  9. Michael Jackson's Death
  10. Beijing Olympics
  11. Amanda Bynes goes off the rails
  12. 2012 Didn't Happen
  13. Julia Gillard was the first female Australian PM.
  14. Snoop Dogg is now "Snoop Lion"
  15. The Royal Wedding                                                                  
  16. Led Zeppelin re-form for one night only
  17. Magic Mike
  18. One Direction
  19. Barack Obama first non-white president of the USA
  20. The death or Farrah Fawcett 
  21. Katy Perry and Russel Brand get married.. and then divorced.
  22. Charlie Sheen fired from Two And A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher replacement
  23. Gangnam Style.
  24. The fall of Lance Armstrong.
  25. "Twerking" 
  26. Justin Bieber
  27. Boston bombings.
  28. Kanye West crashes T-Swift's acceptance speech.
  29. John Green
  30. "Call Me Maybe"
  31. Haiti earthquakes
  32. Twilight movie franchise. 
  33. "boyfriend" jeans back in!
  34. Osama Bin Laden killed
  35. Ellen! Comes to Australia
  36. Honey Boo Boo
  37. "Jersey Shore" and all its spin offs.
  38. Snapchat 
  39. The Hunger Games
  40. Encyclopedia Britannica discontinues print edition. 
  41. 21- Adele  
  42. Queensland Floods
  43. Harry Potter Ends
  44. "Jelly Sandles" back in
  45. Kim Kardashian marries and divorces 72 days later. 
  46. Harlem Shake
  47. "Sharknado"
  48. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens break up.
  49. Death of Amy Winehouse 
  50. Photos of Prince Harry naked emerge (((winky face)))
  51. Tiger Woods has multiple girlfriends. 
  52. Heidi Montag receives 10 cosmetic procedures in one day.
  53. Oprah's final episode ever.
  54. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes break up
  55. """"YOLO""""
  56. N'Sync reunite for the VMA's 
  57. Rihanna and Chris Brown abuse scandal
  58. Asylum Seeker numbers hit highs.
  59. Nikki Minaj
  60. Blurred Lines video.
  61. O.J Simpson sent to jail
  62. The Jonas Brothers break up
  63. 30 Rock finishes filming 
  64. Steve Irwin dies
  65. GTA V
  66. Twitter
  67. "Balloon Boy" hoax
  68. Hannah Montana finishes 
  69. The death of Cory Monteith 
  70. Dr Who celebrates 50th Annviersary
  71. Spice Girls reunite
  72. Fall Out Boy go on hiatus and then come back.
  73. Paranormal Activity movies.
  74. IPads
  75. Hurricane Sandy
  76. Julian Assange scandal
  77.  Rebel Wilson
  78. swine flu pandemic
  79. The Great Gatsby 
  80. Lost final season
  81. Lance Bass announces he's gay.
  82. last ever Will&Grace episode
  83. One Direction vs The Wanted
  84. Jumpsuits make a comeback
  85. Patrick Swayze passes away.
  86. "Selfie"
  87. Miley Cyrus sheds her Disney princess image.
  88. Grumpy Cat
  89. Whitney Huston dies
  90. Corey Worthington throws "small" party, 400 people show up. 
  91. Black Saturday 
  92. Paris Hilton's rise and fall
  93. Justice Crew win first Australia's Got Talent series. 
  94. Madeleine McCann missing.
  95. Rebecca Black- "Friday"
  96. Planking
  97. Facebook got a makeover
  98. The death of Heath Ledger
  99. Tom Daley announces he is gay.
  100. Breaking Bad mania. 
Its hard to imagine missing out on this much stuff and then being thrown back into reality. It would be unbelievably hard to adjust. 

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